[End Times Sentinel]

In a similar story, when I finished a package of peeps, unsated, I went on to eat two parakeets.

 

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

[LIConFem]

I'll bet the 'keets tasted better. Peeps are sickeningly sweet.

[OSHA]

In a similar story, when I finished a package of peeps, unsated, I went on to eat two parakeets.

The crunch is a clue.