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****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****
http://www.chocolate.com ^ | March 23, 2007

Posted on 03/23/2007 6:33:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Conspiracy Guy

Glad I could help.

You had a fever, and the only prescription...

Was More Cowbell.


101 posted on 03/23/2007 9:02:28 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Tagline. Always remember, "Knowledge is the cure for ignorance, but stupid is terminal".


102 posted on 03/23/2007 9:02:56 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: marine86297

Maybe Cow Bell can cure the solar systems, fever.

I think Al Gore is buying calorie credits from fashion models.


103 posted on 03/23/2007 9:05:21 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

104 posted on 03/23/2007 9:13:35 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
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To: bikerMD

105 posted on 03/23/2007 9:14:22 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Lucky9teen

When I'm done laughing and the tears clear from my eyes I'm hitting abuse!!!


106 posted on 03/23/2007 9:15:13 AM PDT by BJClinton (There are three types of people in the world...)
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To: SquirrelKing; Fierce Allegiance
Ode to Powertools and Beer
107 posted on 03/23/2007 9:15:46 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: Tatze

108 posted on 03/23/2007 9:22:14 AM PDT by BJClinton (There are three types of people in the world...)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL


109 posted on 03/23/2007 9:32:07 AM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican because no Conservatives were running.)
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To: BJClinton

110 posted on 03/23/2007 9:32:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
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To: Lucky9teen
I really doubt KSM is a s..um...talented as RJ.

Completely unrelated.


111 posted on 03/23/2007 9:35:23 AM PDT by BJClinton (There are three types of people in the world...)
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112 posted on 03/23/2007 9:45:32 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
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To: BJClinton

One point... one lousy point....


113 posted on 03/23/2007 9:47:03 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Snakes can't be taught to walk.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks. I'll put on my silly hat and try to make my contribution.


114 posted on 03/23/2007 9:49:04 AM PDT by JewishRighter
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To: r-q-tek86
Official Camera for Spring Break

115 posted on 03/23/2007 9:51:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I used 2 think people were factually ignorant but talking 2 liberals I realize people R just stupid.)
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To: Dick Bachert; Tijeras_Slim; Toddsterpatriot; cyborg
Somebody needs a

B A H O Chocolate

116 posted on 03/23/2007 9:52:05 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: BenLurkin

I think that's what they mean when they say "liberal arts"


117 posted on 03/23/2007 9:52:16 AM PDT by JewishRighter
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To: BJClinton

My dear boy, it's not important that you believe ME. I'd rather you believe men like Roger Sherman -- even if he wrote in Carolingian Miniscule (Google it) -- who was THERE when the document most Americans and public officials have ignored for the last century was written.

You can't imagine the price we will pay for that!


118 posted on 03/23/2007 9:53:44 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (.)
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To: lilylangtree
I don't shop for women's clothes at all.

I don't understand the sizes.

Men's clothes are easy. Pants? Give me waist and inseam in inches (like 36-30) and you're goo to go. Shirts? For short sleeve, chest size in inches. Long sleeve (dress shirts) neck and arm length in inches.

Women's clothes. Say your wife is a size 6. Is this a 6 in juniors, misses, ladies, or Omar the tentmaker size? You can't know if you are buying the right size!!!!

Girl's clothes are almost as bad. I have a daughter who is six. She wears a 6. Not a 6X. I buy her 6X pants, and she's showing buttcrack all the time (or is that the way they're supposed to fit?)

Men can go in the local Wal-Mart, buy 38-34 jeans and x-large polo shirts and be done.

Women have to try everything on just to make sure if it fits. Then they ask us "Does this make my butt look fat?"

Men - THERE IS NO CORRECT ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION. And if you do go shopping with your wife, before you let her pick anything out in the store, make sure there is somewhere that you can sit down while she tries on every piece of clothing in the store.
119 posted on 03/23/2007 9:55:10 AM PDT by fredhead (Teach a man to fish.......and he'll fish for a lifetime.)
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To: Dick Bachert

I like your tagline


120 posted on 03/23/2007 9:55:20 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (Snakes can't be taught to walk.)
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