Hiya darks, I’ve been laying low lately. Those evil gnomes have been stalking me thinking I’ll lead them to you, but I will never give your position away, don’t worry!
They disguise themselves as raccoons and come out at night and eat all my cat food. My dog likes to chase them up trees. Those suckers can really run!! So amusing! ;)
Fed a gnome crunchy bits first into the gnome nibbler 5000.
(Overly hungry woodchuck)
He sang like a canary.
Are raccoons better to have than ‘possums?