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To: sweetliberty

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one a.m. along the parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The 1st kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."

The 2nd kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

The 3rd kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV, and stereo headset!" Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look like you're handicapped." The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your sorry ass.”


488 posted on 03/27/2007 2:19:23 PM PDT by null and void (To Marines, male bonding happens in Boot Camp, to Democrats, it happens at a Gay Pride parade...)
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To: null and void

Heard it before, but it's still funny.


489 posted on 03/27/2007 3:02:18 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Stupidity should make you sterile!)
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