I don´t hate you `cos you are old and forgetful, or that you are a PITA - but you are sooooo noisy -— Wakey Wakey indeed!!! I was nicely into my second sleep of the day and along comes gran hollering at us.
You know ....if you had hair...I could call you a bed-head,...but..I’ll just have to call you a lazy SOB.
I know acronyms too you know. ;)