[basil]

Link worked okay--very long download, though, and the volume is so low that even with my computer volume at full tilt, it was very hard to hear.

Knowing you, though, Jeff, I'm sure the fellas will get the message, loud and clear--LOL!

[Jeff Head]

Well, for those who either cannot download it, or cannot hear it, here's the transcript...in my Texas Accent:

Hello, you've reached my daughter's voice mail. She can't come to the phone at the moment, but if you are a young lady, please leave your name, your number, and a short message and my daughter will get back to you just as soon as she possibly can.

If you are a young man...or a fella, well, before you speak to my daughter, you're going to have to speak to me. And that means you are going to get the opportunity to take a look at my gun collection. I always like that part of the conversation.

So, if you'll leave your name and your number, I'll be getting back to you...soon.

Have a great day...and if you are a young lady or a young man with the right intentions, may God bless you.

But if you are a young man with the wrong intentions, then may God have mercy on you, because I wont.