Tee hee
http://hollywoodsnark.com/2006/11/03/daniel-smith-has-a-hilarious-pop-at-howard-k-stern-from-beyond-the-grave-2/
HollywoodSnark- Nov. 3, 2006
Daniel Smith has a Hilarious Pop at Howard K.Stern from Beyond the Grave
In sealed court documents filed Thursday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Laurie Payne, a woman who spent considerable time with Anna Nicole during her pregnancy, claims that the former Playboy Playmate confessed to her in phone calls and instant messages that Larry Birkhead is the father of her baby girl. Howard K. Stern, Smith’s lawyer who is listed as the baby’s father on her birth certificate, Payne says Anna Nicole Smith herself said he wasn’t the father. Payne says in her declaration: "I asked her why she did not just go into a relationship with Stern, to which (Anna Nicole) responded, ‘EWWW…GROSS!!! No way!! I would never!’" According to the declaration, during Christmas, 2005, Stern began to tease Anna Nicole’s son Daniel "about being a 19-year-old virgin." Payne says, "….Daniel looked at Stern and stated, ‘I don’t know why you’re worried about me, you’ve been around my mother for 12 years and haven’t had any p*ssy either." And that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in the whole of this sorry saga.
Even Anna when she was in her 'right mind' thought Howie was GROSS.