Congrats, sod. *You can't sit in my chair!* It's the only one with arms.
I have the right to bear chair arms. Also, it's the only one with the push button riser so that I may survey the trial participants from a higher perspective.
My feet don't touch the floor, as it is. Will have to put in a requisition for a rising footstool, too.
You probably sit down there at the other end, behind the PowerPoint monitor. J/K!
Well - I was getting ready to appoint you Chairman of the Board.
I shall not be needing a chair - I shall have a hammock on the lanai.
As a matter of fact - I would like you to also be CFO because you keep good lists.