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Ok, here’s some more amusement. Even though I posted the “Munsterns”, this should be sang in the tune of the “Addams Family”!

NOTE: “Although this silly blog song is inspired in part by a real song, the following ‘song lyrics’ are completely fictional and do not depict any actual person, persons, or events.” **Also, some names have been changed to protect the identities of the innocent or vulnerable.

Here is a new Anna Nicole Song for us. (Sing in the tune of “The Addams Family”):

The MUNSTERNS

They’re sneaky and they’re greedy
Calculating and needy
They’re altogether seedy
The MunStern Family.

Their house is not their own
They don’t even pay the loan
But when tourists come to roam
They slam the doors and moan

So you can’t see Connie on her broom
Howie howling at the moon
Or Gerry decorating his room
The MunStern Family

They keep the house filled with gloom,
And only let the baby see the moon,
They know they’re on their way out soon,
So they hire another goon.

The goon gets them what they’re after
More delays so they don’t have to answer
To the Two hanging from the rafter
The MunStern family

What scares them most of all
Are the ghosts that come to call
One a teenage boy that had no joy
And a Playboy model that became a toy
To the one member of the family who had no gall at all

So, the Ghosts are there to fight
To do what they know is right
Soon, it will all be over tonight,
And more ghosts will be there in flack.
And they’re all there to attack
If the Munsterns don’t give Dannielynn back
To her Rightful Family!!