A little take on Elizabeth Barrett Browning:
How did they demean her, let me count the ways . . .
LOL
They put her in a casket draped in pink flamingo frays
They donned her in a strapless gown to make sure that ET pays
They added a tiara that gleamed amidst the light
Altho they only glass, cuz cash was somewhat tight
They played her favorite songs in Joe Nichols baritone
Then Howie spit a eulogy and all good will was gone
Virgie was demeaned by that, those words that made her cry
All Anna's "friends" were there when they lowered her to the ground
And Moe came close to giving the ET camera guy a pound