[Enosh]

but I happen to believe there is a Satan - Britney connection

Scripture does mention something about folks being senseless during the end times.

Crystal meth could very well fit in there.

I think the ladies are still supposed to wear panties though.

[Cheburashka]

I think the ladies are still supposed to wear panties though
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It's a little-known fact that she sent all her panties to Iraq to aid interrogations. She's a true patriot. If you can get past the fact she's the Antichrist.