Uh oh. Sorry to hear it will be cold Saturday but maybe you can wear a fur coat and keep warm with the added benefit of ticking off the animal rights activists.
I am a sly old Biddie. My fur coat is actually a fur lined trench coat, so it isn't noticable, but keeps me warm.
I have no fear of the Buddy Huggers. In a previous life I debated them often.
This is interesting. Found it at Maggie's Farm.
2 Questions
This oldie just came in over the transom:
Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded - and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:It is time to elect a new national leader. Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first... then read the answers
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.