So my wife isn't the only female with a trashed car?
My nephew lives in a suburb of Detroit. He and a friend drove up to Canada to go to the casino. The border patrol guy refused to allow them into the country because there was so much trash in the car that it would take them 1 1/2 hours just to search the car. To complicate matters, the car was actually registered to my brother for his college son's use, so the border patrol guy gave him a huge lecture on respecting his parent's belongings. It was pretty funny.