My wife said that i should put my name in claiming to be the father. She said "what the hell everyone else is kind of like the lottery"
No, you can`t put your name in because I am the father. Every guy on my block, they too say they are the father, but I am the father. Even the pope, Prince Charles and Bin Laden say they are the father, but I am are the father! I tell you I tell you, it`s me! Me! ME I tell you!