Ok...I'm late. I think the dress designer lisped last night that the coffin is lined in pink velvet.
Is Hugh Hefner there? The Thompsons/Shelleys? Bobby Trendy?
Dr. Pepper said he would be there and Moe would be with the casket. Have we seen him yet?
Ask *them* ::pointing around the room here:: - I'm not an eyewitness to history, as *they* are.
Procession stopped right now. Some man with a handheld big camera is right next to the hearse filming.
This is sad, funerals are always sad, somber. Hope this can be respectful for the family.
Oh NO somebody Help I have a long loose thread on my pink rubber duckie nightie!
Scissors scissors come quick P or P!
Oh heck I will just rip it off it is only Lane Bryant.