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To: Chairman_December_19th_Society

Good morning, and thanks for the start!


8 posted on 02/01/2007 4:56:10 AM PST by alwaysconservative (Brit Hume: Is it really fair to argue that when John Kerry is in Switzerland, he's away from home?)
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To: alwaysconservative; Miss Marple; lysie; Carolinamom; Jemian; Peach; LBKQ; illstillbe; jtill; ...

(BTW, Cali - my kitty - report in #21 ABOVE)

Sent out to a few folks yesterday (think it is from Jtill?)..but am cutting down on email mailings as my last couple messages had ALL returned for some spamming "note".. So will let many of you see it here. Busy day out later & so MUST punch out a few projects now..

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It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby Boomers.(well, not all of you are there yet- so send it or show it to your parents!)

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs.. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite:


Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again


26 posted on 02/01/2007 6:41:44 AM PST by DollyCali (Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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