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To: biff

You have just confirmed your ignorance on Birth Defects that sadly cause many men to be squatters. I suffer from HydroSpadia, which can make a real mess of your bathroom and mine if I choose to stand. My deformed Urethra can make aiming a straight stream of urine very difficult.

I’m sure you wouldn’t want me to shower your bathroom in urine because I cannot control the direction or stream. Many times my urine sprays like a mad shower head and can make a real mess of a bathroom.

Although it can be difficult for a man to fully urinate in the squatter position, many times I urinate in the sink for complete bladder relief. I always make sure to clean the sink properly.

This is much better than spraying Urine all over the toilet, floor, walls, and anything nearby that my uncontrolled spray may cover.

Just because some men are forced to be squatters, doesn’t mean they are less than a MAN. I’m sure most women would prefer me being a squatter if they had to use the bathroom after I tried urinating standing up like a REAL MAN.


5 posted on 08/21/2007 5:38:28 PM PDT by herkbird (Semper Fi)
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To: herkbird

Sheese Herk, who pee’d in your wheaties? Obviously not you. I was just commenting about Junior just driving the car and quit bitchin’. You see, all the drivers have to go over the same dip, not just Junior, so it is equal for everybody.


6 posted on 08/21/2007 5:53:13 PM PDT by biff
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