We once had a little German foreign exchange student staying with us. The day after she arrived, she called her mom and asked to come home. Her mom and my mom were both really upset, "what's wrong, Heike, don't you like the family?" Heike said, "the family is fine, but they have huge snakes here." We were like...whaddya talking about Heike? So she took us out back, and there was our neighbors boa lounging on the lawn with our cat in it's belly.
Poor kitty!
I don't blame the girl I wouldn't have wanted to live there if that snake lived there.
(i really hate snakes)