LOL! My minpin is brain dead, too!
My brother-in-law (the website on post 43) is almost to the point of turning down MinPins for behavior modification because they are just too stupid.
Bebe is beautiful, and is housebroken. Other than that, she barks at the same three squirrels that are always outside the house, five times a day.
The one really great thing she did was housebreak Tinker the day we brought him home. She's 5 pounds, he was a 30 pound 7 wk old puppy, he followed her right outside to the potty corner of the yard, and has never made a mistake since.
She was very bossy and jealous of him, for about 30 minutes, but her maternal instincts (she's fixed, never had babies) took over, and she groomed him, and ever since they've been very close. She's 9 yo now, also very nice with kids.