My dad owned a gas station where we used to have "full service" in the 70s. I was working part time for him and was washing the windshield of a chevy van one day and this man stands up compLETELY NAKED and at 14, I got my first full look at a man's genitals in the front window! Needless to say, that was NOT the best memory of the 1970s, but its firmly implanted in my mind.
Did your dad shoot him? Around here that would be acceptable.
"I got my first full look at a man's genitals in the front window"
I like how you added that phrase "in the front window"!
I guess you'd seen men before, just not in cars!