Squirrel has just been appointed your Horse Exercise Chairman . . . !
ACK! Tweek just brought in (from outside) a HUGH fat mouse, might have even been a small rat. I noticed her come in out of the corner of my eye but didn’t really look.
Next thing I know she’s at my feet and she’s meowing and holding this thing between her paws, I say “Tweek!” “Eeek” and she stand up, and watches the thing run under my feet and around and around the computers under the desk. Pippin ambles over and watches it go around and I say “One of you GET IT!” They just follow it around and bat at it. Homer doesn’t like me yelling and he comes over and gets between my legs looking for approval but pays NO attention to the mouse.
Well, the old standby, Gidget, is out in the yard sunning herself and I yell “Gidget! Get in here and get this MOUSE!” she comes in, past the two kittens, grabs the mouse, who squeaks loudly TWICE (ACK!) and *gulp* down the hatch. Dang she’s lethal.
Man... The wild kingdom is way too much drama for me.