You mean you lied to me??? *snicker*
You really thought I believed that, huh? I'm not a blonde, Darks. :P
I liked it, very original!
Second one was great too and almost as believable as the first.
When your new book of short stories comes out, I want an autographed copy, okay? :)
I'm not really an author, but I play one online.
I don't think anything will ever be published aside from one poem I did that went into a compendium done by a friend.