ROFL! It's always comforting to know there are people in the world who are dumber than me! :)
*ducking and running for cover*
One of the things that works in my favor with most of these people is that they think they are the smart ones and that I'm the dumb one. I let them think that way until it suits me to prove otherwise. I just love the shocked, "how the h*ll did you know THAT" look.