And having seen some of the things you eat, no wonder you feel sick.
Grannie you don´t know the half of it - I have to keep my wits about me or I will be taken to the cleaners. Isn´t there anyone honest out there, apart from you m'dear.
Your good Captain is beset on all sides -- sharks, thugs, Californian weirdos, mad inventors, gun slingers and my "Hell has frozen over" sign, won´t upload.
And having seen some of the things you eat, no wonder you feel sick.