DEAL!
(Except I can't claim IP on the Eye-ron Maiden)
Hmmmmmmmmm, maybe combine it with a tanning booth? That I could claim...
Not the Iron Maiden as a unit just the sucking spring mounted spikes. There is a market out there at Medieval Fairs for pikes for pacifists. And, of course, in other venues, things which we will not go into on this thread.
DEAL..
Yes indeed Nully, the deal of a lifetime for you. At last you got your pound(s) of flesh.