Who is Calvin? Your brother? Why does he have weird snowmen in his front yard? I better think about this a little harder.... :P
So shape up before the snowmen put a lifetime permanent Oregon residency in your future........
It's a delicate subject really. Perhaps, rather than explain, it would be better to just show you a couple of Sharkey's family pictures. Sharkey doesn't like to talk about it, but Catpuppy can verify that the "shark" alterego is simply a defense mechanism...far preferable to the tragic truth. .
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