I am happy to see that you are taking the bull by the horns and deciding to take charge of your love life. Now, as in all things of this heft, you need an advisor/interlocutor especially in such delicate negotiations these matters require.
That is where your good friend, in whom you can repose your trusting heart, a true man of the world and undoubted continental charm, generously offers his service in the spirit of selfless amity.
Your confidant, I assure you, will not be seduced by the silver tongued rogues of this world, nor those that do not have within them the generosity of spirit which is sine qua non of a serious, satisfying and profitable relationship.
I happen to own a few charities that could use some funds – which by good fortune …but… I go before my horse to market.
The first order of business must be to evaluate that which is being offered, and as ladies are notoriously prone to undervalue their assets – a serious and thorough evaluation is both necessary and recommended so that we may together plan the optimum method of presenting you as the priceless gem of womanhood you undoubtedly are.
I know, I know, you could not describe yourself as such for modesties sake, but now you glimpse the advantage and the freedom that a procurer friend who can unselfconsciously bruit your accomplishment and charms to a select few, solvent gentlemen of my own acquaintance.
As a special favor to them I will hint as to how this natural flower of womanhood, this Jasmine, this Sherherazade has recently come in the market for an worthy escort upon her special day. Hinting that you have for lo these many years had denied yourself the pleasures of this world to serve humanity. But now, I have it on good information from a dear female friend of yours, that nature’s urges of necessity seek requiting in the arms of a true lover.
I will have them, their hearts, throbbing with anticipation in the hope that you will accept their, admittedly paltry, offers and honor them by selection, to be your consort on this special night to remember.
To this end dear lady, esteemed client of mine, a few days sojourn in a discreet country Inn away from the madding crowd, will be ideal for your good friend to fully examine and kindly comment upon the charms, sweet submission and generous character that you bring to this amorous exchange.
Do not thank me SL, it is what any gentleman would do for a lady if your quality.
ROFLMAO..................you should be killed.
Omg..I've lost my breath...................lol lol lol
Please, please...can't you be good???
Wonder if LJ has a graphic for this situation. I don't think the hip waders are gonna get it. I'm thinking "wetsuit."