Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...and I suppose you'll sip it until next Christmas.
You're the only man I know who's wallet is so thin he could sleep on it in bed, and still feel the pea. ;)
If it's a waterbed that might not be pea...
Sadly that is true that is why this pooor orphan has been trying lo these many years to be adopted by a nice rich American lady with a house and a pool in a good climate.