[Cardhu]

No my little shite hawk seagull, hearken to yer good Capt´n – this new position I have in mind will keep you away from grappling hooks of that scurvy, lubberly, misbegotten, philandering offal of a crew in the Devil`s Den.

You, my delightful dove, will have time to produce these pretty pictures for the gentry and mayhap I may offer some modeling work to the other wenches to keep in my own hand at artistic molding of the female form.

As for coin, my fragrant blossom of the wharf – we will discuss that in the future when I hear the tintinnabulation of the doubloons and pieces of eight in my currently slender purse.

[grannie9]

Grooooooooooooooooooan...here we go. I think that I'm walking the plank again.

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm always in hot water, and I never larn.

Quiet you scurvy old reprobate, and give me time to think this deal over.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......##@&*!@#%&*@..............???

Can I take a rain-check until my back straightens out?