[sweetliberty]

"I'm allergic to squirrel meat. And Nully goes ga-ga for mud pies with crunchy bits of rocks in them."

Oh well, that's easy then. Fresh road kill possum and grits.

[derllak]

Steak and lobster or I ain't comin'! :P
(Don't forget the bib for Nully.)

[null and void]

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motor cycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Jim

[null and void]

Armadillo and red eye gravy or I ain't comin'! :P
(Don't forget the bib for Derllak.)

[sweetliberty]

Just in case you girls are interested, QVC is having a couple of airings of Bare Escentuals on Monday in a show they're calling "Make-up 101." They're saying that they're going to go over some application basics and tips. The email I got says "Join Leslie on Monday, January 22, from 3-5 ET for a special called "Getting Started With Bare Escentuals."

Oh, and BQ, they are introducing their sequel to the Peacock kit called "Just Jewels." But you probably already knew that. I imagine you're on the watch list, too.