Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 30

To: Lady Jag; Cardhu; Lakeshark; catpuppy; derllak; sweetliberty; grannie9

Jedi Mind Trick: These ARE the droids you're looking for!

2,441 posted on 02/03/2007 10:05:31 AM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)

To: Lady Jag; Lakeshark

Okers.

What was that sound?
And why is this dart sticking out of my back?
*thud, snooze*

2,442 posted on 02/03/2007 10:06:39 AM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)

You can bet your sweet Bippy on that LADY J...;)

2,443 posted on 02/03/2007 10:06:42 AM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)

2,444 posted on 02/03/2007 10:10:25 AM PST by null and void (<----- Shocked and odd...)

To: Lady Jag; Darksheare

He be 3'2" by summer.......

2,445 posted on 02/03/2007 10:10:40 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1778582/posts

Would this be of interest to you? It is entitled, "Flush men who brush."

2,446 posted on 02/03/2007 10:11:38 AM PST by Sundog (What are we going to do tomorrow, Brain?)

To: Darksheare; Lady Jag; Darkchylde

These ARE the droids you're looking for!

These ARE the ~~droids~~ dogs you're looking for!

Dutifully edited.

Here shadow!

2,447 posted on 02/03/2007 10:14:10 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)

To: null and void

Possibly.
Sis has handed him some soap, but he merely sits and says 'ribbit'.

2,448 posted on 02/03/2007 10:14:59 AM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)

To: Lakeshark; Lady Jag; Darkchylde

"Shadow" is an 18 pound cat.
And he has a 'mommy' complex.

2,449 posted on 02/03/2007 10:15:59 AM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)

To: sweetliberty

Hop waders is a auto-contradictory term.

You could hop right into trouble!

2,450 posted on 02/03/2007 10:17:21 AM PST by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)

These ARE the ~~droids~~ ~~dogs~~ cats you're looking for!

Better?

2,451 posted on 02/03/2007 10:18:00 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)

Yes, but Shadow won't appreciate it much, hence my use of 'droids'.

2,452 posted on 02/03/2007 10:19:09 AM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)

I have not reached my final "look" yet. Have you?

2,453 posted on 02/03/2007 10:19:44 AM PST by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)

To: Darksheare; Lady Jag

*heading off to grill some cookies*

2,454 posted on 02/03/2007 10:21:06 AM PST by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)

To: Lady Jag; Lakeshark

My final 'look': Staked, on fire, and grinning like a loon in my unholy repose of eternal silence.

2,455 posted on 02/03/2007 10:21:24 AM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)

To: Darksheare; Lakeshark; All

2,456 posted on 02/03/2007 10:48:14 AM PST by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)

To: Darksheare; All

Singing, "Always look on the bright side of life"!

Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

2,457 posted on 02/03/2007 10:53:28 AM PST by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)

I'm imagining that sung to "It's a hard knock life"...

2,458 posted on 02/03/2007 10:54:19 AM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)

It's sung to Monty Python.

When he had a few Idle moments, Eric wrote it.

I've been trying to get the song for you but am experiencing some Internet hassles.

2,459 posted on 02/03/2007 11:28:38 AM PST by Lady Jag (A positive attitude will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.)

I'm smacking a false prophet.

2,460 posted on 02/03/2007 11:56:11 AM PST by Darksheare (She had the face of a trucker. She used it as a purse.)

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