Ole and Lena lived on a lake in Nordern Minnasoda. It vas near da end of vinter an spring vas yust beginnin.
Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store an pick up some tobacco.
She asked for some money, but he told her “Yust put it on da tab”.
So she valked across, got the tobacco and valked back.
Then she asked Ole “Vhy didn’t you send me vit any money?”.
Ole replied, “Vell, I vasn’t gonna send any money ven I vasn’t sure how tik da ice vas.”
LOL!
I needed that!
LOL!