[Monkey Face]

I wonder if there is any drink we can give them that will knock them on their butts so we can shovel them out to the lower levels, where they belong?...

[NicknamedBob]

"I wonder if there is any drink we can give them that will knock them on their butts ..."

Like all robots, they are immune to the effects of alcohol. Some learned behaviors will give them the appearance of a "contact high," however.

Just remember they are all controlled electronically.

[Dead Corpse]

I tried to use a yeast variant on some of our native Agave. It turned out more like diesel fuel. Maybe toss 'em a couple of the red labels bottles marked "for tractor pulls only". See what happens...