I guess I'll just stick with the Tax Table.
As for the "butcher a hog" - I've always said that if I had to kill and butcher an animal myself to eat meat, I'd rather just be a vegetarian.
I haven't done that myself. I have raised hogs, and taken them to market.
You can get to not like them very much rather fast with close association. Especially when you observe how they treat each other.
Vegetarianism may be a good diet for a small planet, but there are many places on this small planet where if you ate only vegetables, you wouldn't eat at all.
Good night!