[NicknamedBob]

(When did my beard turn the same color as my shirt collar?)

The answer depends on two factors:

Whether the front of your shirt is the same color as the back.
How recently you changed your shirt.

[Professional Engineer]

The answer depends on two factors:

Whether the front of your shirt is the same color as the back.
How recently you changed your shirt.

Yes and yes.

[Professional Engineer]

I've been making fun of middle age.

From a few posts back...
(Why bifocals? Font inflation. Today's 14 point is the same as 2 point was in 1957.)

BTW, I'm in the market for a new car. This ought to do it.