Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[darkangel82]

Ice, rain and snow, how lovely...not.
last post?

[Tax-chick]

Not. Still 34. Guys off to Cub Scouts.

[Das Outsider]

Berlin, the chicken has arrived, over. Repeat--we are in receipt of the chicken, over. Cadbury bunnies will arrive by midnight. Do you have baskets?

Just seeing how things were going--and perhaps causing a little bit of Cold War-era trouble in the Easter Bloc.

[Monkey Face]

Make sure the Cadbury Bunnies are “dark.” I’m in dire need of basses for the Easter Bloc Nquirer. Over.

Baskets galore. Over.

[Das Outsider]

Are you feeling better? Have you received any more info?

[NicknamedBob]

"We all have to email our cookie orders in."

Email cookies taste terrible.

FAX machine cookies are the way to go.

[Das Outsider]

Email cookies taste terrible.

True enough. There's something to be said for trans-fat-based ink.

[Tax-chick]

LOL! FAXes are overrated.

[Monkey Face]

I’m holding my own. It’s hard to keep a fighter down, y’know?

As long as I have FRiends like you and the rest of the Ganag, I’ll do just fine!

[NicknamedBob]

You just need an updated FAX machine.

The technology can keep you hopping. Right, Darks?

[Monkey Face]

Unless the cookies come from the same FAX machine that inhabited Darksheare...

[Tax-chick]

I understand that Darksheare has a very special relationship with FAX technology, but that doesn’t carry over into the general population.

All I ever got on a FAX was real estate closings.

[Das Outsider]

I’m holding my own. It’s hard to keep a fighter down, y’know?

Yeah. Even after pummeling you for about a half an hour and ruthlessly pulling on your pigtails, I admired that you still had enough fight in you to cry "Uncle!" ;)

I hope your little episode wasn't a symptom of a long-term condition.

[Monkey Face]

...I hope your little episode wasn't a symptom of a long-term condition.

Yes and no. It goes back to an early bout of rheumatic fever, but has changed over the years. I suspect, if nothing else happens, I'll just live until I die!

As soon as I see the cardiologist again, I'll update the troops. ;o]

Meanwhile, "no news is good news."

[NicknamedBob]

"There's something to be said for trans-fat-based ink."

Food-FAX technology takes over where the deliciously aromatic mimeograph machine left off. Using basic color inkjet technology, the machine prints the three-dimensional image of your basic food item, cooking the parts needed with a micro-laser.

Using the simple and basic food ingredients; flour, sugar, salt, water, and assorted flavorings, a wide variety of food staples such as cookies, sandwich-style pies, and small cakes can be assembled for as long as the "ink" holds out.

[Tax-chick]

Coffee is good for you!

[Monkey Face]

I eat chocolate when I drink coffee, thinking one can’t be too careful!...;o]

[Monkey Face]

Doesn’t that make the food taste kinda flat? *snirt*

[Tax-chick]

OH, absolutely, and follow it up with red wine, garlic, and mushrooms. You’ll live forever!

[darkangel82]

All that caffeine would short-circuit my brain.