Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[Irish_Thatcherite]

He must be able to see his hands.... to type all that fancy HTML with every single post he makes! ;)

Goodnight fan, I'm going to bed meself! :)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Goodnight!! :)

[Tulsa Brian]

We need a good scandal on this thread. Sort of like a Hall-Mills type brouhaha. It's pretty sad when the tradition of the UT is reduced to chatting about a dork who subscribes to style over substance.

[Monkey Face]

'Night, Irish! I'm glad we had this chat!

[Monkey Face]

...chatting about a dork who subscribes to style over substance.

I didn't know you knew Igor, my late ex-...

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Good night Brian! :-P

[Irish_Thatcherite]

:)

[Monkey Face]

I'll be back later...

[NicknamedBob]

I can think outside the box, but

other people's boxes get in the way.

I'll survive, though....

Ah, yes, but I use a different system.

My System

Not everything went in the box,
I put some in a bag.
And there was still some stuff left out,
I wrapped it in a rag.

Then put it in my pocket,
And as I looked around,
I noticed just all kinds of stuff,
Was laying on the ground.

Now this is quite ridiculous,
I am so ill-prepared.
How am I going to wrap this up,
It grew as I just stared.

Are these all my ideas?
And no one else’s, lost?
I’m not too sure I’d got rid of,
The strays that someone tossed.

How can I keep these things inside,
This box you gave to me?
Why some of them could hold the box,
As anyone can see.

I had another thought just now,
This box is pretty stout.
I’ll turn the darn thing upside down,
And keep my stuff locked out.

So if you come across something,
You don’t know whose it is.
Why, that one’s mine, I’m sure of it.
This system is a whiz.

NicknamedBob . . . April 11, 2004

[tuliptree76]

Glad you made the trip safe!

:-)

[sionnsar]

Some people don't know how to think outside the box.

But some of us do.

Some people don't know how to think outside the box.

[Dead Corpse]

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.
I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters & listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.

[sionnsar]

Later, Face!

Am about to depart for yet another wild & wacky week chock full o' full of committee meetings, so I'm not going to be around much.

[NicknamedBob]

Somebody ought to teach that dog how to type.


You know that sign that says, "No dogs allowed -- except seeing-eye dogs" ?

Why don't they put that sign down a little lower?

[NicknamedBob]

Makes for a nice tagline.

[sionnsar]

LOL. Saw this on a religion blog:

Mental Gymnastics

Following are ten statements. How many of them are true? If any, which ones?

1. Exactly one of these statements is false.
2. Exactly two of these statements are false.
3. Exactly three of these statements are false.
4. Exactly four of these statements are false.
5. Exactly five of these statements are false.
6. Exactly six of these statements are false.
7. Exactly seven of these statements are false.
8. Exactly eight of these statements are false.
9. Exactly nine of these statements are false.
10. Exactly ten of these statements are false.

Have fun.

[Dead Corpse]

#9 is the only true statement. Do I win a cookie? Or do I need to go sit in the corner?

[NicknamedBob]

Wasn't that on our logic test about a thousand posts ago?

Later.

[Dead Corpse]

Possibly. Which thousand posts ago? We've had several...

[Tulsa Brian]

That pic reminds me of Harold, a Burmese I had when I was a kid.