Real-time Mind Control Zombie Zot

http://www.MindControlUSA.com ^ | 12/23/06 | BibleBabe1

[NicknamedBob]

Not a problem, Miss Feather. I think screen doors and rocking chairs should squeak when they are used.

And it's always fun to say, "And don't slam the ... *SLAM* ... door!"

[Monkey Face]

I guess I can be thankful you aren't my handyman. I'd have an astronomical bill to pay.

[Professional Engineer]

The real question is:

How did you get the new unit into the attic in the first place?

[NicknamedBob]

I said attic as a verbal shortcut. We were doing some work on the floor above.

[tuliptree76]

Wow! There might be someone out there who might find the "big paper" a little interesting. :-)

Although, tax history is just a small part of it.

Another tidbit - The Bureau of Internal Revenue was created when Congress passed the Internal Revenue Act of 1862. This act also created an income tax, taxes on a lot of goods, such as liquor, tobacco, medicines, and licenses on many services except for the clergy. In 1953, the Bureau of Internal Revenue changed its name to the Internal Revenue Service.

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Tax Quiz: How did Form 1040 get it's name?

Hint: Think like an accountant. ;-)

[NicknamedBob]

"Remind me never to ask you to change a light bulb."

Ask me sometime about how I made the well-pump quieter.
Or how I fixed the leak under the kitchen sink.
Or how I moved the refrigerator downstairs, by myself.
Or how I ran the phone line to my daughter's bedroom.

[Monkey Face]

Um...is this like, I ask you what time it is and you tell me how to build a watch?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Goodnight!! :)

[NicknamedBob]

"Hint: Think like an accountant."

It was the one thousand and fortieth form they had developed?

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Oh... like WD40?

Night Bob!!

[tuliptree76]

It was the one thousand and fortieth form they had developed?

Bob, you get a gold star. :-)

Sequential numbering.

[NicknamedBob]

Good Night, Irish!

[tuliptree76]

Good night, IT.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Tax Quiz: How did Form 1040 get it's name?

10% for you and 40% for the government.....

Highlight below for real answer.

It was the next number in the sequence of legal forms issued by the government.

[Professional Engineer]

Heck, I thought that was a trick question.

[NicknamedBob]

The easiest job on the list was moving the refrigerator.

Back later.

[tuliptree76]

LOL!

You get a gold star too. :-)

[tuliptree76]

My tests tend to be straightforward. :-)

[Irish_Thatcherite]

Thinking like an engineer? ;)

Goodnight! :)

[tuliptree76]

I should have pinged the history person to the tax history posts!