As a matter of fact I will take fries with my order. You're one of the few people that look natural in a paper hat.
You wrote, "As a matter of fact I will take fries with my order."
A comma should be placed after the word 'fact' in that sentence.
As Bugs Bunny would say, 'What a maroon.'
Keep 'em coming, sport. You're becoming a source of endless entertainment.