Posted on 12/16/2006 6:51:19 AM PST by Rodney King
DECEMBER 15--Meet Franca and Antonia Munoz-Juvera. The 26-year-old twins work as teachers at the same California high school. And they're both facing felony charges as a result of an illicit sexual relationship with a female student. According to Riverside County sheriff's investigators, Franca (pictured below at left) had a sexual relationship with the underage girl, for which she was arrested yesterday and charged with lewd acts with a minor. While Antonia was not hit with a sex crime, she was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor because she was allegedly aware of her sister's involvement with the girl. As so-called mandatory reporters, California teachers are required by law to report instances of child abuse or neglect. The twins, who live together in Rancho Cucamonga, are being held on $50,000 bail in the Riverside county lockup and are scheduled for a Monday court appearance. An 18-year-old woman who lives with them, Eileen Valerio, was charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. (1 page)
Busy week bump.
Picture verdict - Guilty
Foreheads are tearing a wide swath through that family gene pool.
The one on the right? Sure, maybe... If it was late...
The one on the left? No way... Not with yours... There ain't enough beer in the World.
My fantasies won't include that set of twins!
Yes, guilty, but the lesbian aspect of their crime might buy them some goodwill in California.
Yeah, until you see the cold sore on her lip.
Mexico loves to export their problems to Uncle Sam.
Late implies dark...
excellent quip.
The one on the right definitely got the lion's share of the human DNA.
So, a lesbian with encroaching female pattern baldness does an underage schoolgirl with full knowledge of her twin sister...? You can't make this stuff up...although I'm sure this will be a prize-winning porn plot in the near future.
Oh, goodie, everyone loves a cute little lesbian pillow fight.
Not me, of course. Everyone else.
Yup, the one on the right will be a celeb. The one on the left will get the chair.
"The one on the right definitely got the lion's share of the human DNA."
The non-human DNA must've been Klingon, she's straight out of Star Trek - The Next Generation.
Too bad this got bumped to Chat. It'll be Breaking News on Court TV for weeks and months.
I would actually expect to see this on either the Lifetime Network or Oxygen. Now who are they going to get to star in the roles?
Hmmmm.
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