Posted on 12/07/2006 10:14:26 AM PST by meg88
Hey, tear yourself away from the Iraq Study Group Report and focus on the full text of the crazy Lohan email that Page Six wrote about!
Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people.
Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be..
And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have Harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing.
Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out.
Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK.
I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so.
In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life.
Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months.
I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak.
Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree?
Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.
Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point.
Subject, dig dis: De way uh de future-Holmes Hughes once said. ah' am willin' t'release some politically/mo'ally co'rect, fully adequite letta' to de press if any uh ya' is willin' t'help. Jes hang loose, brud. Simply t'state mah' oppinions on how our society should be educated on fo' de betta' of our country. Slap mah fro! Our sucka's. Also cuz' I gots such an impact on our yunga' generashuns, as well as generashuns olda' dan me. Which we all know and kin obviously see. Sucka's is plum mean. 'S coo', bro. ah' am goin' t'proceed wid puttin' LR t'court if need be fo' whut she's done t'me. Its mah' life. ah' wanna live it. Man! Sucka's kinnot honky jibe and dink dat it be coo' t'continue on havin' done so. 'S coo', bro. Simply cuz' dey gots'ta do it again t'some sucka else, and dat be not way coo' wid me. ah' have had many downs and waaay downs, as do we all. But t'make false accusashuns t'one goat be unplum in mah' oppinion. 'S coo', bro. Havin' said dis, ah' am willin' t'do nuthin ah' need t'get mah' life da damn way it should be and da damn way ah' wo'k fo' it t'be.. And gots dus far in mah' career. Ah be baaad... Let's sue da damn tabloids fo' sayin' de doodads dey say. Slap mah fro! Defamashun uh character. Ah be baaad... Amongst oda' illegal accusashuns, ah' gots'ta repeat dis upside and upside to make mah' point. Man! ah' ain't fully aware uh whut dese, again, accusashuns are, but ah' am fully and eagerly prepared t'learn dem. WORD! Gots Harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he be willin'. Al Go'e gots'ta help me he came down t'me last night and said he would be real happy t'have some conversashun wid me. If he be willin' t'help me, let's find out. Man! Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and Raz'tus Daur who wo'ks wid dem would be willin', if we plum ax'. If we plum ASK. I'd real likes t'fix doodads and refuse t'stop on any account fo' dese unintelligent, vulgar sucka's who likes t'hurt oda' sucka's. Not plum me, but everyone. I'm willin' t'hold some press conference and ah' gots'ta do nuthin necessary t'do so. 'S coo', bro. In puttin' an end t''dese sucka's' tryin' t'put an end t'me and belittle me as well as try t'be da damn demise uh me afta' all I've gone drough and done at such some yung and tenda' age in some honky chicks life. Its enough already, I've had enough and ah' am goin' t'be da damn one t'make some change. Fo' all uh my dude acto's, homeys, sucka's ah' admire and fo' dose I've lost in de recent days, years, monds. ah' do recon' de focus in de wo'ld gots misplaced and directed in de wrong direcshuns and ah' am willin' t'be da damn one t'help change dat and use mah' celebrity status t'move da damn focalpoint /(s) uh de press t'de real issues dat we gots goin' on as we rap. Any sucka dat be willin' t'help and gots a family memba' o' homey, even co-wo'ka' dat be in some posishun t'be involved in any way, shape o' fo'm, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as ya' kin o' is willin'. Just ax' dem, it duzn't hurt t'ax'. So's let's start now, rada' dan wuzte time. Do ya' agree? A'cuz I'm hangin' it eida' way. Slap mah fro! De way uh de future. Dank ya' fo' yo' time. Yo' Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan
I beat you by 31 seconds.
She needs one of those "I wish these were brains" t-shirts.
My boss came in for a quick 10 minute meeting. He said "Damn, she's HOT!"
The guy is 79.
ping
And one last one for the road. Klik the link. Image is too big to post here.
http://www.blinkyou.com/wp_celeb/l/lindsay-lohan/images/025.jpg
Klik the link. Trying to save bandwidth.
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiBbb3hFjV8BoE6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=135c7p5mt/EXP=1165607131/**http%3a//www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2005/February/lindsay.lohan.04114997.jpg
she needs to stop writing NOW.
Lindsay is making a stupid @$$ out of herself.
The only reason anyone wants to talk to her is because she has something good to look at.
all beauty and NO brains.
My first thought as an L.A. mom is that obviously the studio tutors are WORTHLESS.
I bet. When Tipper isn't around.
Well, I'll just bet.
Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask.
"Baby, all you gotta do is ask..."
I did NOT see your post before I wrote mine. Great minds, and all.
"She could have basically summed up that whole message by wearing a "Mean People Suck" T-Shirt."
Now that's funny.
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