B) A tennis outfit or..
C) A music video.
D) All of the freaking above.
I provide. You decide.
Posted on 12/07/2006 10:14:26 AM PST by meg88
Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point.
Subject, dig dis: De way uh de future-Holmes Hughes once said. ah' am willin' t'release some politically/mo'ally co'rect, fully adequite letta' to de press if any uh ya' is willin' t'help. Jes hang loose, brud. Simply t'state mah' oppinions on how our society should be educated on fo' de betta' of our country. Slap mah fro! Our sucka's. Also cuz' I gots such an impact on our yunga' generashuns, as well as generashuns olda' dan me. Which we all know and kin obviously see. Sucka's is plum mean. 'S coo', bro. ah' am goin' t'proceed wid puttin' LR t'court if need be fo' whut she's done t'me. Its mah' life. ah' wanna live it. Man! Sucka's kinnot honky jibe and dink dat it be coo' t'continue on havin' done so. 'S coo', bro. Simply cuz' dey gots'ta do it again t'some sucka else, and dat be not way coo' wid me. ah' have had many downs and waaay downs, as do we all. But t'make false accusashuns t'one goat be unplum in mah' oppinion. 'S coo', bro. Havin' said dis, ah' am willin' t'do nuthin ah' need t'get mah' life da damn way it should be and da damn way ah' wo'k fo' it t'be.. And gots dus far in mah' career. Ah be baaad... Let's sue da damn tabloids fo' sayin' de doodads dey say. Slap mah fro! Defamashun uh character. Ah be baaad... Amongst oda' illegal accusashuns, ah' gots'ta repeat dis upside and upside to make mah' point. Man! ah' ain't fully aware uh whut dese, again, accusashuns are, but ah' am fully and eagerly prepared t'learn dem. WORD! Gots Harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he be willin'. Al Go'e gots'ta help me he came down t'me last night and said he would be real happy t'have some conversashun wid me. If he be willin' t'help me, let's find out. Man! Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and Raz'tus Daur who wo'ks wid dem would be willin', if we plum ax'. If we plum ASK. I'd real likes t'fix doodads and refuse t'stop on any account fo' dese unintelligent, vulgar sucka's who likes t'hurt oda' sucka's. Not plum me, but everyone. I'm willin' t'hold some press conference and ah' gots'ta do nuthin necessary t'do so. 'S coo', bro. In puttin' an end t''dese sucka's' tryin' t'put an end t'me and belittle me as well as try t'be da damn demise uh me afta' all I've gone drough and done at such some yung and tenda' age in some honky chicks life. Its enough already, I've had enough and ah' am goin' t'be da damn one t'make some change. Fo' all uh my dude acto's, homeys, sucka's ah' admire and fo' dose I've lost in de recent days, years, monds. ah' do recon' de focus in de wo'ld gots misplaced and directed in de wrong direcshuns and ah' am willin' t'be da damn one t'help change dat and use mah' celebrity status t'move da damn focalpoint /(s) uh de press t'de real issues dat we gots goin' on as we rap. Any sucka dat be willin' t'help and gots a family memba' o' homey, even co-wo'ka' dat be in some posishun t'be involved in any way, shape o' fo'm, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as ya' kin o' is willin'. Just ax' dem, it duzn't hurt t'ax'. So's let's start now, rada' dan wuzte time. Do ya' agree? A'cuz I'm hangin' it eida' way. Slap mah fro! De way uh de future. Dank ya' fo' yo' time. Yo' Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan
I beat you by 31 seconds.
She needs one of those "I wish these were brains" t-shirts.
My boss came in for a quick 10 minute meeting. He said "Damn, she's HOT!"
The guy is 79.
ping
And one last one for the road. Klik the link. Image is too big to post here.
http://www.blinkyou.com/wp_celeb/l/lindsay-lohan/images/025.jpg
Klik the link. Trying to save bandwidth.
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiBbb3hFjV8BoE6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBsdmIydTZhBHNlYwNwcm9mBHZ0aWQDSTAwMV83MA--/SIG=135c7p5mt/EXP=1165607131/**http%3a//www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2005/February/lindsay.lohan.04114997.jpg
she needs to stop writing NOW.
Lindsay is making a stupid @$$ out of herself.
The only reason anyone wants to talk to her is because she has something good to look at.
all beauty and NO brains.
My first thought as an L.A. mom is that obviously the studio tutors are WORTHLESS.
I bet. When Tipper isn't around.
Well, I'll just bet.
Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask.
"Baby, all you gotta do is ask..."
I did NOT see your post before I wrote mine. Great minds, and all.
"She could have basically summed up that whole message by wearing a "Mean People Suck" T-Shirt."
Now that's funny.
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