wow ... I would've gotten the chair. This is way too funny ... way to go lady!
When Xena's Sibs and I were small thangs, my sister (three or four at the time) went missing on Christmas morning.
We found her asleep under the tree, wrapped up in the sheet Santa used to hide our presents under.
The kid was incorrigible.
The next year, a couple weeks before Christmas, without yet technically knowing how to read, she figured out which presents had her name on 'em, and unwrapped them with what she felt was great finesse. Unfortunately for her, her definition of "finesse" was to only tear off half the wrapping paper.
LOL!