[martin_fierro]

Two policemen dispatched to the scene caught sight of the parrot, which was about 90 centimeters (about three feet) long. "He didn't say anything, and definitely didn't provide his name and address. He just screeched deafeningly," said a spokesman for the Walldürn police.

Jüst dürn.

[mikrofon]

"It was a big beast. When one of the officers managed to grab him he wrecked his leather jacket."

That must've been some sight -- a huge parrot in a multi-colored leather jacket. A shame the policeman ruined it...