Cold, ACK, cold.........so.......cold
(Shudder, shiver, huddling around a small candle flame)
My breath is freezing in mid air and falling to the floor in chunks! Global Warming my frozen assets!
Ah there you are! Yes, I know you are much colder than the East Coast.
Glad your assets are not dropping. ;)
"Global Warming my frozen assets!"
The liberals will tell you that the New Ice Age was actually caused by global warming : )