One of my relatives married a Cherokee girl that was that was the daughter of the preacher at the Indian church. She saw him and purportedly said to her friend "That's my man if I never git him!"
Apparently he rode his horse right into the church and carried her off!
I believe the likelihood of me being related to you is greater than with anyone else in the Hole...
I dunno... I spring from a proud line of Okies myself.