Hehehe... 
 
Being lazy...check! 
 
Think I'll do some method development on a low carb eggnog this afternoon. 
 
...or I might just say "Damn the calories, full speed ahead!"
Well, low-carb egg-nog could be interesting. Guess I never read the carton. 
 
Got the popcorn, didn't want to give up my sinew-feather can, so I a got a new one. sigh.
I think I've seen Splenda sweetened stuff in the stores. Also some made with milk instead of cream and then some sort of thickener added, but that doesn't sound as good.