[HairOfTheDog]

With hardwood floors we just sweep up all the pet hair into a new critter and find it a good home.

Heh... that's funny.

[Corin Stormhands]

We were re-hanging curtains on Christmas day because we had to take them down and wash them. The cat gets up on the loveseat next to the curtains. The curtains were gray.

In their natural state, they're green.