Heh...the cafe downstairs snips the horoscope out of the paper every day, and though of course I don't put any stock in that stuff, they're still fun to read and ridicule.
The other day, yours was (I found it again...) "It seems you've been dubbed the patron saint of difficult people, as these types are drawn to you. It's because you're better equipped to deal with the incorrigible and misunderstood."
Uh-huh...
See? It's official!
;-)