Well... there's always the chance to see that some really unlikeable characters are killed in painful and perhaps entertaining or at least unique ways.
The President's sister is one of those. She's just gotta go. Maybe she'll be choked by a shredded Koran. There's always hope.
Then we can move on to that weasel in the Presidential staff. whatshisname. Dont' care. GOD knows, we ALL know he's going to die. I hope Jack is the one to do it. Maybe with just a regular table fork. It could take up most of the hour and still be OK.
:-)
Heck, all Jack really needs is his teeth.
I'd buy tickets...